Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Kids tough question
|Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father:...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Wedding Definitions
Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable....