Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Your New Year Resolution
|Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you...
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Thoughts and quotes
|The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.——————————————————————————–Working...
Toooooo Cute!
A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens....