Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.