Little Johnny Rides
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
The Devout Catholic Woman
Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her...
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don’t you think were taking this...
Bad advice 2
Walking past the Royal Courts of Justice one day, a man spotted a friend...
Twas the night before X-mas
Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...