Golf Shorts-4
1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
Condom Education.
A father and his son go into the grocery store when they happen upon...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
What\’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...