Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
The Prescription
The patient went to his doctor for a checkup, and the doctor wrote out...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton…
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest,...