Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
A Blonde’s Bad Day
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is having a bad day?A: When...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Halloween funnies for kids!
Q. Why don’t witches like to ride their brooms when they’re angry?A. They’re afraid...
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead…
Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining...
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month…
The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her...
For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!