The meaning of life
A man asked his doctor if he thought he’d live to be a hundred.The...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
The lazy hubby
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer
Dihydrogen Monoxide: The Invisible Killer Ban Dihydrogen Monoxide!Dihydrogen monoxide is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and...