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Declaration Of Independence
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Converting to metric
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Santa vs. system admins
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Daylight savings time
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An old man and an old woman were sitting…
An old man and an old woman were sitting at the breakfasttable on the...
Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm?
How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
People are ignoring me
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What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.