The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Yo mama is so tall
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman…
Two old friends are having coffee when the first woman says,”I hear that you’ve...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
Athletes
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do astronauts get? – Mistle toe, of course!
Morals of Story
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...