A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back…
A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back...
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Bucket
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?
Q. Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?A. So, the sailors would have someone...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.
The Leprechaun
A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can’t...