Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
Shopping for goods
|A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Living On Love
A hippy with no job kept begging his girlfriend to marry him. She protested...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
How slime flies!
|What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?How slime flies!
The cashier
Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette...
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Hacker syndrome
|There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to...