New Year Nerd Resolutions
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Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
Elevator Magic
A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father...
God vs Satan
And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and...
Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...