You want children?
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Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?
What does the band now play when Clinton enters the room?Kneel to the Chief!
Winning Nobel prize
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Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
Farm jokes 09
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Microsoft buys church
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A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...