Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Why women talk more than men
Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?Because...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard III
Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
How To Blind A Woman:
How do you blind a woman? Put a windshield in front of her face!