Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed…
Why don’t Mexicans teach driver’s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby…
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Reflections on Life
George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...