Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Dishwasher Repair
What do you do if your dishwasher stops working?Slap the bitch!
Chapped Lips
On a hot, dusty day a cowboy rode into a small frontier town. After...
Dead Babies
What is easier to fill a dump truck up with.. dead babies or bowling...
Blonde On Either Side
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Signs You are an Internet Geek
Top Ten Signs You are an Internet Geek…10. When filling out your driver’s license...
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting…
Grandma Saperstein and Grandpa Rabinowitz are sitting on the veranda of the old folks...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...