Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Why make woman beautiful?
|Man says to God: “Why did you make woman so beautiful?”God says: “So you...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....