Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
A man walks into a doctor office
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose,...
You might be from a small town if:
1. You can name everyone you graduated with2. You get a whiff of manure...
A push
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Horny Rooster
A farmer wanted to have his hens serviced, so he went to the market...