Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...
Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?
Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men?A: It changes...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Now that I’m older…
Now that I’m older…..here’s what I’ve discovered…..I started out with nothing..I still have most...
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...