Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Signs and notices 18
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...
Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.
“Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.”THIS MEANS:1....
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
How do you make a butterfly
|How do you make a butterfly?Flick it out of the butter dish with a...
Very hostile farmer
|A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...