Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the…
Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There...
Home burglar survey
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore?
Have you heard about the new Mechanical Whore? -She gives a licking and keeps...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...
Surgeons
Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first...
Deer Tracks
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said “Oh,...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...