What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
How do men sort their laundry?
How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but Wearable”.
Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer…
There was a guy sitting at a bar having a beer.Up walks a so...