What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?
What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
The Smart Clerk!
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in...
Brain to nerves
How does the brain communicate with the nerves?With a Cell phone!
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night…
While enjoying a drink with a mate one night, this bloke decides to try...
Mother In Law Happiness
Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law’s picture on the...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...