Contract With The Devil
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when the Devil appeared...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
You looked a lot like my wife
|A serious drunk walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
A blind guy goes into a whore house…
A blind guy goes into a whore house. A girl takes him upstairs and...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
About last night
After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
The 5 toughest questions!
The 5 toughest questions that women ask men, and the answers…The questions are:1.What are...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...