Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
A Chinese man is making love to his wife…
A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,”Baby,...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Matador Special
A man on a business trip in Mexico decides to take in a bull...
Adam was lonely.
Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard...
Story about infinity
|A very large mathematical convention was held in Las Vegas. The conventioneers filled two...