Noticing a blonde
Q: What do you do when you notice a blonde on the street? Ans:...
OLD NEVER DIES 9
|OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just...
Anniversary Flowers
A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning. The clerk was...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Who is on First?
|Who’s On First(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)LOU: I love baseball. When we...