Parents evolution
|My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own...
Musicians on a sinking ship
|A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together.”Help!” cried the...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
Timber!
So Sven and Ole were out working in the forest one day. They had...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Pete
Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the...