The 2 P’s
What’s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun,...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
Bad convenience foods
|The Eight Worst Convenience FoodsAnd I thought nothing could top Hormel’s pickled eggs …...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Looking for A Name
The new mother got out of bed for the first time since her childbirth...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.