Swallowed A Mouse
A man swallowed a mouse while sleeping on the couch one day. His wife...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Put-Downs
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I...
Where is the French border?
“Why do you look so glum today?”, the teacher asked young Johnny. “I didn’t...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go...
Top ten reasons why it’s good to be Italian.
In-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes Unembarrassed to wear fur. No need to worry...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...