Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
After a long pubcrawl…
After a long pubcrawl those two guys discuss wether the moon is red orgreen....
Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph:Playing with names in a Ruidoso, New Mexico, cemetery:Here liesJohnny YeastPardon meFor not...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...
Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes
|Murphy won the Irish Sweepstakes $100,000.00 and was on a long holiday in America....
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!