R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
A little girl was walking along a beach in California…
A little girl was walking along a beach in California whenshe came across a...
The patient came into the doctor’s office…
The patient came into the doctor’s office, suffering from amnesia.The doctor asked, “Have you...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
|Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it...
Sun Roofs
Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?A: More leg room.
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...