Blonde with Big Tummy
Trish: My tummy is getting awfully big, doctor. Doctor: You should diet. Trish: Really?...
Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Guide to buy a man gifts!
Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless...
Bass jokes
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How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
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The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
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