The Windows Rejection Song
|Why are there so many, users of Windows?Don’t people have any pride?Windows is useless,...
Numbers equal zero
|Theorem : All numbers are equal to zero.Proof: Suppose that a=b. Thena = ba^2...
The pop machine.
There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
I’ll use my seeing eye dog
|A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a...
Laws of …
* Lerman’s Law of Technology: Any technical problem can be overcome given enough time...
Blondes and the painter.
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room...
A photographer from a well known national magazine…
A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at...
Some of the myths about marriage…
TOP15.Some of the myths about marriage… Husband and wife are getting all snugly in...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...