Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English…
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called...
What an idiot!
There were three men. Joe, Rich, and Scott. They were all camping in the...
Wife comes home to find the old man…
Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
New Year Nerd Resolutions
|NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON’TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU’RE A NERD 16. I...
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Signs and notices 19
These are supposedly actual signs that have been found in and around parts of...