Before you criticize someone…
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then when you do...
Custer’s Last Thoughts
The curator of an art gallery asked an artist for a painting depicting General...
Ancient History Explained…
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Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
cross a worm and an elephant
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What did the man say when he walked…
Q:What did the man say when he walked into a bar?A:OUCH!Sent by Sarah
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
You know you drink too much coffee when…
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A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters…
A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped...
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl…
One day this old man was about to have sex with a young girl...