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State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Doctor, Doctor!!!
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we...
Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Cockroach killing
my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Drinking Buddies
Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New...