Huey, Dewy, and Puddles.
A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she...
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic pants?
What do you get if you put your hand down an pyschic’s pants? Your...
Looking forward to old age.
There were three elderly men sitting in wheelchairs on the porch one sunny afternoon....
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...
Random Ramblings!
** A waist is a terrible thing to mind. ** Air Pollution is a...