Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Naming your child
|There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were...
Bad waiter.
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the...
Sex Therapy
A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex...
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals…
The Pope calls a meeting of all the cardinals. When they have all assembled...
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork…
Two storks on a nest, a father stork and baby stork. Baby is crying...
Some Whimsical Sayings
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…3 kinds of people: those who...
One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...