Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
A question for Bill Clinton
A question for Bill Clinton:”What was Miss Lewinsky’s most memorable feature?”"She has the whitest...
Gift tombstones
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...