headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Horny Mouse
One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to...
Jumpin’ Off A Bridge
A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who landed in the water...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night…
A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?
Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office.
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...