Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
Tattoo Parlour
A lady was a huge Paul MCCartney fan and wanted a tattoo of him...
There are lawyers on the flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
What is a macho man?
What is a macho man?After getting a blow job, he asks the woman,’Was it...
Cannibals and Politicians
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...