Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Man walks into a supermarket and buys…
Man walks into a supermarket and buys :1 bar of soap1 toothbrush1 tube toothpaste1...
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
To Drown
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Having the equipment
A couple went on vacation to a resort up north. The husband liked to...
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...