Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Seagulls
Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they...
Frog, warts and all
A bloke walks into a pub with a frog on his head. The bar...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...