Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
He had his own frog horn!
|Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?He had his own frog horn!
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Ain’t She Cute
Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look,...
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?
What is George W. Bush’s favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX
Warning: Ignore the parrot!
On reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
Trick or Treat
I never actually grapsed the whole “Trick or treat” ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...