It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...
Giving very odd excuses
|The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One...
Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Who am I?
Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...