Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Three Chinese daughters
A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
A young teenager comes home from school…
A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, “Is it true...
Pink Parts
One afternoon, there was this good witch who was flying along, when all of...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
The old mans bird
Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...
Signs and notices 12
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...