Dead Ringer, Part II
With the hunchback still dead, and his no-armed replacement still dead, the church leader...
A final diagnosis
|Thought I’d let my doctor check me,’Cause I didn’t feel quite right. . .All...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
ice fishing
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...