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Polish Hockey Team
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a thief and his lawyer
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A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
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What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?
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Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...