Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
The first pitch!
The President and Mrs. Clinton are in the front row at a Yankee’s game....
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
An old sailor goes to a brothel…
An old sailor goes to a brothel,where he chooses his girl and begins.”How am...
Yo mama’s nose is so big
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
-How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a...
Don’t Erase This
One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had...